Chinese toilets "ENEMY"

IMPORTANT

Instructions for "western cubicales",

1. Enter cubicle,

2. Turn around

3. Make deposit

4. Clean

5. Leave

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VERY IMPORTANT

Instructions for "Chinese cubicles",

1. Enter cubicle

2. DO NOT TURN AROUND, KEEP YOUR BACK TO THE DOOR, OR FACE THE "GULLY"

3. Make deposit, AT THIS STAGE IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO IGNORE STEP 2 YOU WILL HAVE A NICE "SPLASH" EMERGING FROM THE "GULLY" A RESULT OF DISPLACEMENT CAUSED BY YOUR DEPOSIT.

4. Clean (how much will depend on whether you followed step 2 or not)

5. Leave

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You will only make this unpleasant mistake once in your life!

Chinese finger counting

In the "west" we count on our fingers, and when we want to display (between 1-10)these numbers to other people we hold up this amount of fingers. The flaw with this is that any number over five, and we have to use two hands. The Chinese however have a "better" method, and that is to just use on hand for all numbers between 1-10. There are small regional variations

It is so simple its genius!

Ever wondered why there is no Patrol car to come when you need it?

Thats because it is sitting under a bridge beside Store St Garda Station for over 2 weeks gathering Bird Crap.