Chinese toilets "ENEMY"

IMPORTANT

Instructions for "western cubicales",

1. Enter cubicle,

2. Turn around

3. Make deposit

4. Clean

5. Leave

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VERY IMPORTANT

Instructions for "Chinese cubicles",

1. Enter cubicle

2. DO NOT TURN AROUND, KEEP YOUR BACK TO THE DOOR, OR FACE THE "GULLY"

3. Make deposit, AT THIS STAGE IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO IGNORE STEP 2 YOU WILL HAVE A NICE "SPLASH" EMERGING FROM THE "GULLY" A RESULT OF DISPLACEMENT CAUSED BY YOUR DEPOSIT.

4. Clean (how much will depend on whether you followed step 2 or not)

5. Leave

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You will only make this unpleasant mistake once in your life!