Dear Muppet Face,Thanks for following me around my local German discount retailer, and suspecting me of trying to steal a case of energy drink.
Just for your information if I wanted to steal them I can assure you that I would have made a lot more effort. I am slightly disappointed that you you think I would make such a half arsed effort, as to try to steal the whole case in a High-Viz jacket.
Just to clarify with you, "I don't give a fuck if you follow me around, but you could have carried them for me as they are pretty awkward to carry".
It is interesting that you ignored the actual shoplifters behind you while you were wasting your time with me.
Every time I enter your store in future I am going to catch your attention by eyeballing you or some other suspicious action so I can enjoy your company. By the way you are shite at trying to remain undetected while observing suspected offenders.Just for your information if I wanted to steal them I can assure you that I would have made a lot more effort. I am slightly disappointed that you you think I would make such a half arsed effort, as to try to steal the whole case in a High-Viz jacket.
Just to clarify with you, "I don't give a fuck if you follow me around, but you could have carried them for me as they are pretty awkward to carry".
It is interesting that you ignored the actual shoplifters behind you while you were wasting your time with me.
I look forward to my next visit (in my track suit).
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