We all have suffered from that damn fluffy pocket at one time or another and it can be quite an inconvience. Currently 65% of people have undiagnosed "fluffy pockets".
What is it?
Well its when your pocket due to the strains of daily life collects fluff and other particles that are hard to remove. I believe this phenomenon can also occur in handbags. We've all at some stage of our lives tried to pay for items in a shop with a handful of fluff and a few coins.
Whats the big deal?
Well if left untreated it will wreck your head and the screen of your phone if the particles are abrasive.
Normal cleaning does not always get rid of the problem, even a "pocket shakeout®™" can't sort out a fluffy pocket all of the time.
AGHHHH what the hell can I do?
First off all calm down, dealing with these emergencies is best done with a level head. Then when you've got it together follow the steps below.
- Take control of the situation.
- Remove all items from pocket and place in safe place.
- Take ordinary household vacuum cleaner and insert into pocket.
- Clean until all that fluffy scourge has gone.
- Place items back into pocket and go about your merry business.
- Check pockets & handbags regularly.
Research may suggest people with fluff free pockets live on average 3 years longer than people with "fluffy pocket" so keep safe and dont stress out, "fluff out®™"!
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