Gordo's Top Tip #5

Are you still using your old busted ass iPhone and don't have the newest model? Want to be the bee's knees in your social circle, then follow this top tip.

Simple solution to look like the up to date gadget type that you are at no cost.

Simply change your email footer to say you have the latest model and fool absolutely everyone, then sit  back and watch those business deals close all by themselves (almost).

Best regards,

iGordo

Sent from iPhone 6 Plus (the new one)!

Gordo's Top Tips #3

Are you fed up of getting petrol or diesel on your hands at the fuel pumps after some knob has covered the pump in fuel?
Combat the aftereffect of sloppy cunts by storing polytene gloves inside your fuel cap. These gloves can be acquired/stolen at the bread section of your supermarket or at considerate fuel stations.