Gordo's Geebags #Mace

Ordered chicken baguette, got this lump of shit from the deli bitch! The chicken is supposed to be inside the baguette not hanging 3 foot outside it.

This is exactly as I got it.

Don't ask why #1

Gordo's Top Tips #3

Are you fed up of getting petrol or diesel on your hands at the fuel pumps after some knob has covered the pump in fuel?
Combat the aftereffect of sloppy cunts by storing polytene gloves inside your fuel cap. These gloves can be acquired/stolen at the bread section of your supermarket or at considerate fuel stations.

It's an Irish dream come true, (sort of)!

All the goodness of hash browns and sausage in one delicious treat. Its sausage wrapped in potato, the treat you didn't know you wanted.

Great news for Mayo men

The Mayo Advertiser are offering €1,000 to any reader who can produce a full hard copy of last week’s paper with the headline “Massive blow jobs for Belmullet”. Internet bloggers have been almost hysterical since a spoofed-up copy of our front page started circulating last Monday. There are still many doubting Thomas’ who think it was the headline of the century that slipped through the proofing process, but alas, our original headline was much more sombre.

Tipperary Stuff #2

Surprisingly not that popular in Tipp.

Tipperary Stuff #1

Everybody is using these in Tipp, your nobody if you don't have one.